- Current Team
- brat but it’s a hockey team
- Hometown
- Fitchburg
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
- Other Teams
- Formerly: SACM and Vet Sci at The Shell.
Current: Beck's group Wed 8am at Bakke, other scrimmage groups when I can, helping coach my kid's West Madison Polar Caps team.
First played on a team in '93, and it was all about winning. Hated it, almost sold my equipment and gave up on the hockey experiment. Thankfully, returned to fun hockey in Madison. - Roles
Player Bio
First put on skates as part of the UW Computer Science department's group in '90, have been a hockey guy ever since.As the years went on skating became harder, so I put on the pads so falling down (my natural reaction to ice) looks like I'm making a play.
Have 3 kids, so there's the priority that can trump hockey, but we try to keep Sundays open for MGHA.
MGHA coaching philosophy: goalie focused, but always love helping new skaters acclimate to skating and the fundamentals of playing. Mostly encouragement, but willing to dispense suggestions for improvement.
First year team = Redrum, referencing The Shining by Stephen King. Jersey = Cujo, not because I'm a rabid pupper, it's the nickname for former Badger goalie Curtis Joseph.
Addendum 1: second year, on the Nightfuries. Jersey = Hiccup, as I'm more the little nerd kid than a dragon.
Addendum 2: third season, citizen of The Shrek Republic, jersey = "An Old Frog". We would have won it all if it weren't for the stooooopid plague.
Addendum 2.5: Goalie for MGHA vs Team Trans in friendship series 2021. Well, that was awesome, when can we do that again?
Addendum 3: fourth season, Red Flags. Jersey = All Dadjokes, because well, immaturity. But I amuse myself.
Addendum 3.5: Rainbow Dash (lt blue) in the Classic tourney 2022. Made it to the championship, but alas...
Addendum 4: fifth season, Rubber Puckies, jersey = The Quacken. Why? Because I put a different rubber ducky on my goalie helmet each week to honor the other team.
Addendum 4.33: Ursula's B*tches in 2023 Classic. Yea, finally a purple jersey!
Addendum 4.66: Medium Rare (MGHA pink team) in Team Trans friendship series 2023.
Addendum 5: sixth season, Zambluenis, jersey = hip check. Because I had my hip checked out, results weren't good.
Addendum 5.5: Ultraviolet Gaydiation in the 2024 Classic. Hybrid skater/goalie, and my last game ever in the pads.
Coaching Bio
Polar Caps kids' hockey, from U8 to U14 over the past 8 years.MGHA bench coach last couple of seasons.
Madison Gay Hockey Association
Season | Team | H | SOG | SA | Goals Against | Saves | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
2024-2025 | brat but it’s a hockey team | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
2023-2024 | Zambluenis | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 48 | |
2022-2023 | Rubber Puckies (2022-2023) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 332 | |
2021-2022 | The Red Flags | 0 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 285 | |
2019-2020 | The Shrek Republic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 355 | |
2018-2019 | Nightfuries | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 274 | |
2017-2018 | Redrum | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 293 |
MGHA Classic Tournament
Season | Team | H | SOG | SA | Goals Against | Saves | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
2024 | Ultraviolet Gaydiation | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 23 | |
2023 | Ursula’s B*tches | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
2019 | 2019 White – Recreational | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
2018 | 2018 Orange – Competitive | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Coaching
Season | Team | |
---|---|---|
2024-2025 | We All Scream | |
2023-2024 | Limelights | |
2022-2023 | Blue Screen of Death |